The randomness that goes on inside my head, now available to the public!

The day I finally got this I laughed my ass off!!

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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER.

I MEANT LADDER.

bahahahahahaha

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kissmycountryass: ‘Muuuurica.

kissmycountryass:

‘Muuuurica.

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stephanie0913:

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The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

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traumatrae:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

hahahaha….*forever alone*

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vengadores: samansucks: professorbutterscotch: windycity: chicagobusiness: “Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez  #gooddeeds Probably won’t get a better reference than this. RAHM YOU WOULD. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE IS TOO PRESH FOR WORDS all other applicants can go home

vengadores:

samansucks:

professorbutterscotch:

windycity:

chicagobusiness:

“Woman was on the phone being interviewed for a job and this guy took her phone to put in a good word.” via @dan4lopez 

#gooddeeds

Probably won’t get a better reference than this.

RAHM YOU WOULD.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PICTURE IS TOO PRESH FOR WORDS

all other applicants can go home

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